From Danyella:3. Another was Xander a little later on having a very creepy poker night right out of a bad joke. Pretty much him, a demon of some sort, maybe a vampire, a slayer, maybe a biker (like a Hell's Angel) and a minor angel (only one maybe two wings, which is roughly guardian angel level) sitting around drinking beer, eating snacks and geeking out on Star Trek while speaking fluent Klingon. Essentially he has made some very weird friends over the years.
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someone gave me the idea of Xander ascending and the demons deciding he needed a mate/boyfriend to keep his attention. It went onto a 'give him dean, he was a hunter so they'd get along', 'give him sam, he's smart and cute and would understand the demon magnet' idea.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Friday, October 31, 2008 7:27 PM
From: "mm_contrary"I was driving home and got to thinking about how Dean/Sam and Xander could meet. I wanted to give you a different idea than normal. What I came up with was:
Dean is badly hurt on a hunt. Maybe the demon, maybe not. John is not able to be reached (alive, but incommunicado). Sam and Dean have to settle down while Dean heals and goes through physical therapy etc. Sam and Dean choose Sunnydale to live in thinking it's a quiet small town with a college for summer classes and a low cost of living. Plus maybe there is a healer there John or Bobby knew about that could help Dean heal better. They settle in and meet Xander by Sam getting a job on the construction site, or running into him on patrol.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thursday, October 9, 2008 6:29 PM
From: "Jaderose"
I just had a reaaaaallllly bad thought. Don't know if anyone else has noticed but Hershey's came out with a 3lb soild milk chocolate headstone for Halloween, damn near life size too. Now picture Xander finding one........ *runs off cackling so I can go back to cooing over my
chocolate headstone that's going to feed me during NaNo.*
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From: "Ryan Wolfe"
*smirks*
Xander is eating the chocolate.
"Xander, where did you get that chocolate?"
"Hershey made it Buff"
"Oh... Can I-?"
"Nope"
*pouts* "Why not?"
"My chocolate... buy your own woman!" *munches more"
"*pouts at the small amount left* "How big is it?"
"Was three pounds."
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thursday, October 9, 2008 9:21 PM
From: "Josette Grover" <slashsister@gmail.com>
Xander being sent off to go do something. . . anything and soon demons are running screaming to the Slayer. Vampires begging to be staked to get away from . . . him!!! as Xander comes running by cackling. They won't be able to catch him and it takes days to come down from the sugar high.
Afterwards Buffy tries to keep Xander from ever having chocolate ever again and a pouting Xander goes off on the demons, who then turn on the Slayer and beat her butt, some of them leading a pouting Xander off going there there, the mean slayer won't keep you from having chocolate ever again.
Josette
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Thursday, October 9, 2008 9:34 PM
From: "Ryan Wolfe"
cause a pouty Xander is worse than a Hyper Xander.... The Demons know this.....
I wonder if he turns Vampires diabetic when they bite him if he's had that much sugar.......
*smiles sweetly*
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From: "Amanda"
Mean bunny! This is just evil!!! - What if Buffy and Willow decided that Xander couldn't have any more chocolate or twinkies??? Or any sweets at all? For some reason *glares at bunny* I've got the image of demons bringing xander sweets so he'll let them live when he
destroys the Earth because they took away the Twinky..... O.o...... Apparently i shouldn't be drinking a double hot chocolate this late, cause now I have the image of Xander becoming a higher level demon simply because they promised him an eternal supply of chocolate and twinkies..... O.O And Xander letting Buffy and Willow be tortured, but keeping Giles and Spike safe cause they were sneaking him stuff. -.- Some one help me!!!!!~Sylum Clan's J.D. Dunne
~Amanda
From: "Amanda"
T.T Darn. The bunny nibbled agian- What if Satan showed up and gave Xander a hug and petted his head while feeding him a chocolate bar and glaring at the girls and lecturing about being more evil than himself and how it just wasn't right to make Xanders do without sweets...... O.O Someone help meeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Sylum Clan's J.D. Dunne
~Amanda
"To be sane is over rated and short lived; insanity, however, is
everlasting and a hell of a a lot of fun." -Me
--- On Thu, 12/11/08, robyn alexander
is there anyway i can leave the world before that happens..... and sorry cant help you it isn't rabbit season.